Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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Kyle grund parker coffey

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

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What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

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What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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Why was the boy sick? Because he accidently ate his own feces.

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Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

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if your mother was put in a situation where she could either have sex with a man or a woman she would pick the woman

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how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

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Fat people

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Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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can you touch your toes? no

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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