A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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ur gey

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a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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A guy comes home from work every day to his wife, who always seems miserable. He decides that her unhappiness is making him unhappy aswell, so he sits her down to talk things over. It turns out she is depressed because she can't get a job and the back wheels of her wheelchair are rusting.

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Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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Jovan

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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What do you get a when you cross a chocolate bar and some haribo? A disease complex characterized by persistent hyperglycemia caused by insufficient insulin production or resistance to the metabolic action of insulin. Diabetes mellitus (DM) is generally classified as insulin-dependent (IDDM, type I), non-insulin-dependent (NIDDM, type II), or secondary diabetes mellitus

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why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

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What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

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Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" *giggles* friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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