- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting a needle shoved into your penis and the needle hitting your scrotum so that you are in serious agony for hours and finding out you cannot have kids because of it.

Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

Q- Where did Sally go during the explosion? A- Everywhere!

What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

A black man, a jewish man and a white man walk into a bar. The black man shoots the bartender, the white man takes the money and the jewish man holds the customers hostage.

what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

blargen fa-diddle nachen!

What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

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