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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

Knock Knock Who did that?

Religion.

Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

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