- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

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what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

Pianos.

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

why was the old man on the ground he fell

Once upon a time

how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

when debbie meets downer

a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

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Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

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