- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

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what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

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What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

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