knock knock! whos there? me! me who? thats right! whats right? meehoo! thats what i want to know! whats what you want to know? me who? yes, exactly! exactly what? yes, i have an exactlywatt on a chain! exactly what on a chain? yes! yes what? no, exactlywatt! thats what i want to know! i told you--exactlywatt! exactly what? yes! yes what? yes, its with me! whats with you? exactlywatt--thats whats with me! me who? yes! Go away! knock knock.....

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what happened to the man who is standing in the rain? he got wet

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A boy asked his dad Why are Chinese eyes like that. His dad replied there concentrating that's why there so smart The boy went up to a student in his class and said look I'm like you The teacher asked who told him that he said his dad The dad was called up by the school when the teacher told him what his son did he went GOOZILLA His wife asked him what he was up to and he said farting on her face when she was a sleep 3 days later he found out his wife was cheating on him he knocked on the door only to realize he was on drugs and that he never had a family.

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A murderer walks into a bar with a knife. He then stabs seven people and is then arrested shortly after.

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oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

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Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

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What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

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A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

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There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

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Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

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Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

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What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

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A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar. After looking at the menu for a minute he orders the cocktail of the day. The bartender looks at the man in disbelief because he has such a baby face and looks like a teenage kid. The bartender politely asks to see his ID. The man pulls out his wallet and shows him his drivers license. Sure enough he was the legal age of drinking. The bartender says "Thank you" and gives him his beverage.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

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Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

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I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

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Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

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A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

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Anti Joke

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