- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

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Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

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