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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

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