"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

Smelly Indians.

Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

What? Yes.

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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