- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

I am dyslexic

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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