- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

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