- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

hi mom

How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

Women can vote? WTF

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

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