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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl drop her vannlia ice cream? Vannlia Ice punched her for being cool as ice.

anti joke What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

Girl:Do you wanna hear a joke? Boy:Sure... Girl: jesus loves you

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

I walk into a bar...

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

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