- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

Godzilla steps on a bar and orders a Scotch.

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

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