- Anti Joke

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

poop.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

Irish sobriety

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

i had sex.

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie