Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there are many theories as to why the aforementioned chicken crossed the aforementioned road. The most plausible is that the chicken was wandering around, when it came upon a road. Being a chicken, it did not know the dangers of crossing it, and proceeded to.

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What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

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Why was the boy crying? Because he got hit by a bus. Why did he get hit by a bus? Because his mom was laughing. Why was his mom laughing? Because she was driving the bus. Why was she driving the bus? Because the boy fell off a swing. Why did he fall off a swing? Because he didn't have any arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because his diabetic monkey had the flu. Why did his diabetic monkey have the flu? Because the boy was crying.

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What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

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What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

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Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

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Me

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how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

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NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

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Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

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How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

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person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

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A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

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Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

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Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

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Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

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A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

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Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

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Face...tastes like chicken!

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Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

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Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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