What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

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Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

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A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

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Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

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Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

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A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

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What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

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What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

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whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

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You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

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An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

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What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

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Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

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What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

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A blue whale walks into a bar. The bartender says "What can I get for you?" The blue whale says "EEEEEEYYYYYYYOOOOHHHHHMMMMMMM"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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