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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

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