- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

what goes woof ? A dog.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

If Johnny can hold 7 bottles of Vodka in one hand and 6 cans of beer in the other, what does Johnny have? A drinking problem.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

Women's rights.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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