- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

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Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

A mormon walks into a bar.

whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

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