A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter anyway because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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what do you call a kid in a wheelchair? . handicapped.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well I'll tell you. He was happily gliding down the sidewalk when he realized that his destination was across the road. He then proceeds to take In his surroundings . He finds that there is no indication telling him to stop so he then cautiously walks across the road watching for any dangerous movement. He safely makes it across and proceeds to his destination which is the slaughtering house. He is a retarded chicken

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding chickens cant talk and animal control was called

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Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

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A doctor rides in his Mercedes Benz through a rough, poor part of town. He sees a homeless person who is begging for money. The doctor stops and gets out of his car and asks "Ill give you some money if you need it for food". The homeless person then shoots and kills the doctor, takes his wallet, and buys crack.

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Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

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Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

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why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

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What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

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What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

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i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

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what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

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Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

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what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

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Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

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