What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

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How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

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What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

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Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

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I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

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Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

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What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

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SHE GOT A BIG BOOTY SO I CALL HER by her real name because she is a woman and worthy of my respect.

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What do you get when you cross a Fish and a Duck? A Dish

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When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

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Your mother is so fat, she tried to suicide because she was unhappy with her weight. She tried a diet and it didn't work; she suffers from depression and went to see a doctor about her weight. Life is getting worse for your mother and she is starting to develop diabetes. Your relatives and cousins are going to the hospital to visit her sometime this week; the doctor says she only has about a week left before she passes away.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Dead babies can't paint.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, it's impossible to determine the motivations of an animal that is incapable of speech.

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on a scale from a banana to a pound coin - how much do you like the works of antonio vivaldi?

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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what does matt daly like to do in his free time anal

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How did the little boy get down from the top of the empire state building... He took the elevator

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how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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