Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

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how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

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Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

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Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

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What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

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An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

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What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

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Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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Your mother is average.

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Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

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What hurts like hell? HELL

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How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

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What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

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What's the difference between a Toyota Camry and 20 dead babies? I don't have 20 dead babies in my garage.

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What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

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A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

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What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

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Why did the girl buy the watermelon? To eat it.

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So there's a man named Moses. He prays to God for a donkey to transport him from Bethlahem to Jerusalem. God granted his wish. God said" To make the donkey go, you must say Hallelujah. To make it stop you say Go". Moses rode off happily. Suddenly the donkey went off trail and was headed towards a steep cliff. Moses kept saying stop, stop, stop. He remembered what God had said, and had said Go. They stopped one inch before falling down. Moses thanked the lord and said " Thank You Jesus, Hallelujah." And down they went.

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What's black, then white, then dead all over? Michael Jackson

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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