How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

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How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

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Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

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I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

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Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

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why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

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How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

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What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

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What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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A midget walked under a bar.

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what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

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Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

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Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

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Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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