What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

R.I.P. Steve Jobs

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

WHAT THE BABIES?!

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

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Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

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How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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