Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

what is very tall and red a very tall red building

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

whats white and looks like paper paper

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

Steven Hawking walks into a bar

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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