- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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No your aunties a joke

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

woman's lacrosse

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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