Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

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Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

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What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

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It is true that Trump will make America great again.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

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What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

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Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

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Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. *opens door* Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

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How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

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In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

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so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

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I forgot what came after: Roses are Red Violets are Blue Too much anti jokes

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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There are three guys on an airplane, a Korean, a Mexican, and an American. The pilot comes on the speaker and syays,"The plane is to heavy, throw out the thing you have most in your country." The Korean throws out an AK-47 and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The Mexican throws out a taco and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The American throws out the Mexican and says,"We have to many of these in our country."

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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