- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

You have friends

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

YOU

What do you say to a rock? Meow

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

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