- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

i lost the game

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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