- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

I'm gay.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

ME NAME IS JEFF

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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