- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

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