- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

Gay republicans

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

Not a joke.

Your mother is so fat.

A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

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