- Anti Joke

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

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if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"