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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

whenever you come out of emma browns bedroom

You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

Why did little Billy fall off his bike? Anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

Who's worse: Ghandi or Hitler Answer: Hitler

Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

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