- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

why is pie good. because it just is.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

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