- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

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I ran in to Hitler. "Hey, Hitler, what's up?" I asked. "Well, this time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and 2 clowns." "Two clowns?" I ask. "Why two clowns?" "See!" He exclaimed. "No one cares about the Jews!"

Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Well, a pizza is edible object provided for human consumption, and a jew is a holy human being believing in the prophet abraham.

A Man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The Bartender proceeds to unload a 30 round banana clip into his head, neck, and midsection.

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

Obama being reelected.

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