Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

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What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

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A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

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KOOKABURRA

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how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

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Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

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This is sparta No this is patrick

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What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

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hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

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whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

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A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

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what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

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Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

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what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

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Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

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A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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