what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

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A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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Face Hunter is scum

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irish man drinking john smiths

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

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nolan is gay

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What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

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What comes after 69? 70

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Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

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What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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