A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

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What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

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whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

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How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

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What do black people eat? Food.

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Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

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How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

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roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

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Wow! I've seen this joke before!

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What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

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joe diragi whacks off his dog

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Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What did you get for your birthday? I got older

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

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Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

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When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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