"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

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What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

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What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

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Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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Refrigerator

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why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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