What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

haha black people :D

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

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What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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