What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

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There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

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American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

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Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

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Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

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why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

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What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

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vote this down and i will DOX you

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why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

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- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

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Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

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CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

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Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

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Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

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No

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