Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ _________________________________________ That's a road. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot that made this joke, me. And what did the idiot do? He ate it with barley. There was food poisoning. Where did the idiot's vomit go? In yo poo.

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What's the song that goes like, duh duh da duh duh duh da da do?

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What's the easiest way to become filthy rich? There are many ways to earn money. Invest some time into researching the topic.

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why do fat people eat so much? who cares

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nickel back

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What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

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A man goes into the doctors office for his yearly checkup. The man waits patiently for several minutes until the doctor is ready to see him. After about ten minutes pass, the doctor is ready to see him. The man enters the doctors office. He passes all of the necessary tests. The doctor and him talk for a while. After a few minutes, the doctor says, "Okay, thanks for coming. See you next year." The man thanks the doctor and leaves.

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A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

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What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

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yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

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Women's Rights

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

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What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

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what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

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Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

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What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

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A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

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