- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

A: I've got a new knock knock jokes! Wanna hear it? B: Yeah. A: Oh you first. B: Knock knock! A: Who's there?

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

Jack Stevens

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

Logan's gay

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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