- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

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what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

White NBA players.

What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

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