- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

Obama walks into a hospital....

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

Ben Affleck

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

Albino African Americans

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

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