WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

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silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

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Ebola

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what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

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Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

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I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

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Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

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Nathan likes butt games with African American men

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i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

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Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

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Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

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Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

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a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

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What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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