Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

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What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

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What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

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I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET.

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Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

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Three men walked into a bar. None were injured because they were all wearing hard hats as is the procedure for a construction site.

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Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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Why was Six afraid of Seven. Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a swingset? No I didn't. Ya it was actually really nice.

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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A police officer walks into a doughnut shop. He approaches the cashier and hands him 20$. He says "Here, I saw you drop this on your way in" he promptly leaves the store.

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One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

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An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman come across a magic slide. They each decide to take a turn. The Irishman goes first, sliding down and shouting "GOLD!", and finding himself in a pile of gold as he reaches the bottom. The Englishman slides down screaming "SILVER!", and lands in a heap of silver at the bottom. The Scotsman takes his turn, and shouts "WEEEE!" as he slides down. He gets up and realises what a needless waste of a wish his enjoyment cost him.

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Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

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What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

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i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

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Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

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Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

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what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

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Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

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Anti Joke

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