- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

American: Nice cowboy hat Australian: hahahahahaha American: What's so funny? Australian: You're so incompetent... American: What does incompetent mean? Australian: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/78/Trollface.svg/200px-Trollface.svg.png

what did God say on the 7th day? -zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the second monkey.

I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

Ha! You're so gay that I respect the sexuality you were born with and I feel completely comfortable with, and happy for, you and your preferences.

I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

What's black and doesn't work? My Blackberry, but luckily it was still under guarantee and the situation was solved swiftly and relatively drama free.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

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