- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

Did nims chinnie? Fins.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

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