- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

What's green and blue? yellow

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

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