How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

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why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

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why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

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How did the Black man die at the KFC? Someone killed him.

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a man walks into a bar he has a few drinks and announces to his friends that hes driving home, dave (one of his friends) tells him that its a bad idea and takes his keys off of him until the next day.

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What do you call white trash Garbage

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Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

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What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

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Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

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Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

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A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

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So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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