- Anti Joke

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

Three women are sitting in a bar. One is drinking beer, one is drinking wine and one is drinking vodka. Which one is the widow? The one whose husband is dead.

Yo momma so fat she should be concerned of contracting Coronary Heart Disease, high blood pressure, type 2 diabetes, abnormal blood fats, metabolic syndrome, cancer, osteoarthritis, sleep apnea, or even obesity hypoventilation syndrome

What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

Panda walks into a restaurant with gun ready to eat, shoot and leave to finish a really good grammar joke, but before he can eat, Animal Control tranquilize him and seize his gun. So all he can do is leave unconscious. Meanwhile someone takes enjoyment in slowly burning the dictionary entry for "Panda".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

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